so…..this is a true story:
i got bored and decided to look at the valary sanders tag….and people are fucking crazy. all these people were like studying photos of her and matt and saying they aren’t in love. and talking about the baby, and like wanting details and baby shower info and i’m like
“wtf….”
and like it’s one thing to post a photo of her preggo or something….but like some of them seemed to be hacked…and i just don’t fucking get it.
people scare me. okay, people. fucking. scare. me.
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
(Source: tommyshawsboots)
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
what is going on with the east coast though seriously
people can dismiss the zombie apocalypse~ thing all they want, but you can not tell me it isn’t weird that all this stuff is happening in such quick succession
this is not normal what the hell is happening
so in the ongoing family drama that is my life, my aunt was served papers and we have a date set to take her to court to get our house….and then we find out that she had already tried to do this
okay why didn’t she just tell us that when it first all came up anyway? like kjnfvjkasnfkjasfjbadsfn jesus
and now, we’re even more uncertain what will happen with our house and we still might have to move.
this is the longest i’ve ever lived in a house. i don’t really want to move :(
me: EWWWW okay, that's like your mother! dude, if i did that it'd be older than my own father!
mom: brandi......
me: what? that's gross!
mom: brandi, how old is kim coates?
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: shit. i'm one of those hookers with big boobs who dates the man twice her age, aren't i?
mom: except you're not dating him
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: soon
- Bonnie Wright ~ asked by familiahogwarts
Well, it’s magic! It’s different from stories set in normal life. - On why she likes the Harry Potter books
CAN I MARRY KIM COATES OR NO?
…..can he be like the guy on sister wives?
